gobbledegook

Happy Turkey Day

eat… sleep… repeat…

Stuff yourselves silly and be glad that you can. I’ll see you all when we’re back at our daily drudgery and hopefully by then I will have gotten off my lazy ass and put together the Galveston World Classic write up.

I am thankful anyone reads this blog since I can’t imagine why anyone would want to read it. As long as it entertains one person besides my Mom, I’ll keep tip-tapping away at the keyboard until my life becomes so boring there’s nothing to write about.

random reading assortment for the holidays
stuff to peruse whilst you digest

Muppets cover Queen’s “Bohemian Rhapsody”
It’s as awesome as you think it will be.
meep

Dog in a BP shirt greets customers at Clearwater store
The sequence of events happens dozens of times every day at the BP gas station/convenience store at U.S. 19 at Nursery Road.
article has cute photos

Butterball hot line horror stories
Workers at Butterball’s turkey-tips hot line are used to oddball situations…
turkeys by turkeys for turkeys

Smoke After Each Course!
This advertisement for Camel cigarettes appeared in the November 23, 1936 edition of LIFE magazine.
badvertising

The Decapitator
The Decapitator is a UK artist who beheads street advertisements.
not as gross as you think — you can read this and still eat dessert

“Rough Night?”
How do you know whether someone was asleep when he strangled his wife?
maybe you shouldn’t doze off after eating…

How Do Refugees Pass the Time?
It depends on how long they plan to stay.
I’ve often wondered this… while I was at work…

Can Kim Ng break the gender barrier?
“I can’t necessarily go through life thinking that I’m different,” she says. “I don’t know where that gets me, really.”
great baseball article my brother sent me a while back

www.bookofodds.com
For over three years we have been building what we believe is the missing dictionary, one filled not with words, but with numbers – the odds of everyday life..
odds of me becoming a nice person: 0

Eddie Izzard, Jeff Vader, and Legos
I’ll have the penne alla arrabiata.
posting this again because it is one of my all-time favorites