and you slide towards the big truck

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truck-face
Jessica “Asia” Cycak’s (Hairdildo) merry little jaunt with the APA in Tampa, FL, is completely different from her little Bellflower, CA, adventure with me. They are two separate, unrelated incidents and one cannot cast a shadow on the other.
Congratulations to this cowardly trollop for her second-place finish at the 2012 APA U.S. Amateur Championships and first-place finish in Making Pool Look Ghetto Fabulous (in that last category, everyone is always playing for second). Our noble sport should lay itself at the dirty feet of this paragon of virtue and present her to all major corporate sponsors as the New Face of Pool.
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as pretty as Chris McCreary, amirite?
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Friends, Romans, countrymen — this is the rising star of Modern-Day Billiards, and she sparkles like a wet turd at sunset. We applaud and admire her modesty, but a fake name, shitty blonde dyejob, and a face that looks like curdled milk (which, coincidentally, also curdles milk) can never hide the laxative loveliness Nature intended.
Good times, good times. Keep on truckin’ Jessica/Jennifer “Asia” Cycak. “Someone’s drivin’ a truck for you right now, doesn’t even know it. Trick is, die of old age before it finds you.”
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P.S. Do a Google Image search for “air barrel”.
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