you know I will a blog about billiards, food, and life written by a small Asian girl with a gigantic potato chip on her fragile shoulder

love it or hate it, there is no in between

if you love the blog, send it to your friends, if you hate the blog, send it to your enemies


– hilla_hilla
“…a psycho bitch…”
– cubc
“…very creative, but has problems with authority.”
– second grade teacher
“…will completely disregard your existence if you attempt to call a time out.”
– various APA teammates and captains

– would-be mugger

“…scares the s— out of me on a regular basis.”
– various ex-boyfriends
“…won’t tolerate condescension, idiocy, or overcooked steaks.”
– longtime friend
“messy… non cool”
– another chick that plays pool
“…a terrible person…”
– yet another chick that plays pool
– brother